20 May 2011

The Rapture!

According to some (Look here for who 5/21/2011 ) the Rapture is happening Saturday. If you don't know what the Rapture is, you must be living under a rock. The Rapture will be when Jesus Christ returns to earth and God will pass judgment on everyone living. Now if you believe such things and have been "saved" you will get to ascend into Heaven for all eternity. Those of us left will endure the End Times. Five months of wars, pestilence and anything else horrible you can think of. Then on 10-21-2011 The End of the World.

Well seeing as I am a Lesbian that means I will not get to experience the Rapture. I mean I'm evil I have to stay behind. You really can't be a homosexual and a good god fearing christian. The bible says that homos are evil and must be destroyed, right? But then again...a wife should be subservient to their husbands and do whatever they want right? I mean cause Eve was a bad girl it means that women are not good enough to lead. (women have poor judgment) The man always knows what's best. So does this mean that women who do not bow to the wishes of their husbands don't get to go either? Just a thought.

Oh and does it not say "IN" the bible that no man shall know the time of Christ's coming? Well as a matter of fact it does say that. Mark 13:31-33 "Heaven and Earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away. But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angles which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is." - KJV

Well I guess this means that Saturday can't be the Rapture. Because according to the bible "No one knows but God" when that time is. Is that man who is saying the date is May 21, 2011 reading the mind of God? I don't think so. I love how some people twist and make the bible say what they want it to say but they also conveniently ignore other parts. Another thing...In the quote (From my own bible even) it says that Heaven and Earth shall pass away. Well ok..where are the people who are going up in the Rapture going then, if Heaven is passing away? Just a simple question.

So yeah, I think nothing will happen Saturday other then I will be working. Then come home and find something to eat. That will be my big excitement for Saturday. And on the off chance that nutjob really did read the mind of god. Well I guess I'll join in the looting and basic lawlessness of the next 5 months. First thing I'm going to do looting wise is find a gun store and take as much weaponry and ammo as I can fit in my car.

HAHA! And what a great song to finish this post to. "The Heretic Anthem - Slipknot"

If your looking for me on Saturday I'll be over in the Sinners corner.


  1. Haha! I <3 that you quoted your own Bible! Crazy lesbian Bible quoter! Look at you :) Have a flaming dr pepper for me, ok?

  2. I can do that! hahaha! and yeah I did. I had to dig it out to find it. LOL